Cracking the Da Vinci Code a sermon
preached by Rev. Khleber M. Van Zandt V at the First Unitarian Church of Alton,
Illinois, on May 21, 2006
A reading from the Gospel of Matthew:
“While he was still speaking to the
crowds, his mother and his brothers were standing outside, wanting to speak to
him. Someone told him, “Look, your
mother and your brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.” But to the one who had told him this, Jesus
replied, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” And pointing to his disciples Peter and James and John, and to his wife
Mary, he said, “Here is my family!
For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and
sister and mother.”
A reading from the Gospel of Mark:
“He left that place and came to his
hometown, and his disciples followed him. On the sabbath he began to teach in
the synagogue, and many who heard him were astounded. They said, “Where did
this man get all this? …Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary,… the husband of Mary of Magdala, and are
not his sisters here with us?” And they took offense at him. Then Jesus said to
them, “Prophets are not without honor, except in their hometown, and among
their own kin, and in their own house.”
And a reading from the Gospel of Luke:
“Remember how he told you, while he
was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be handed over to sinners, and
be crucified, and on the third day rise again.” Then they remembered his words,
and returning from the tomb, they told all this to the eleven and to all the
rest. Now it was his wife Mary
Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and the other women with them who
told this to the apostles.”
Cracking the Da Vinci
Code
If you haven’t read the book or
seen the movie and you don’t want me to spoil it for you, I’ll warn you when to
quit listening: Right now.
If you’re thinking you heard
something completely different in those biblical passages that were read
earlier, you’re right. Though they are
truly biblical passages, I took the liberty of adding just a couple of words to
each one. For instance, the phrase “his wife Mary” doesn’t appear in
Matthew, “the husband of Mary of Magdala”
is not in Mark, and Luke never uses the word wife when referring to Mary Magdalene. For some reason, those few little words are
appalling to some folks; they firmly
believe those little words would change the whole nature of Jesus and the
meaning of his life and ministry.
That idea that Jesus and Mary
Magdalene were married with children is one of the central themes of the fictional
novel, The Da Vinci Code, written by now-multi-gazillionaire author Dan
Brown. There’s certainly a lot more to
the plot of the novel that’s now a Ron Howard-Tom Hanks movie than the
possibility that there was once a Mrs. Christ waiting for Jesus to get home
from work.
But that seems to be where a lot of
Christian churches are focusing their anger and frustration. They overlook the fact that Brown plays fast
and loose with actual organizations like Opus Dei and with fake ones such as
the Priory of Sion. They don’t mind him
imagining conspiracies that involve thousands of people on more than one
continent over several centuries. They
don’t complain that he sees symbiotic connections in unrelated pieces of fact
faster than the mathematician John Nash, who was a character in another Ron
Howard film, A Beautiful Mind.
You may remember that in that movie, Mr. Nash could lay out an entire
newspaper and several magazines and find relationships between everything he
saw there. That story, though, was not
only about Nash being bright but about his being mentally ill. That’s the
feeling I had a hard time shaking while reading the novel - that the
connections Brown makes are too numerous, too facile, too convenient to be
healthy, and maybe too questionable to be what we might call ‘true.’
I am troubled about a couple of
aspects of this story, and they seem to be pulling at me from two opposing
directions. In one direction, I struggle
with the story because it purports to be based on what Brown says are facts. In the other direction, I struggle with the
story because I believe that stories should evoke the truth whether they are
factually true or not.
My first problem has to do with the
lack of a truly factual basis for the story.
Dan Brown begins the novel by saying on the very first page that the
Priory of Sion is a real organization (which is questionable), and that the
Catholic group Opus Dei has been the topic of recent controversy (which is
true). But he also says that, “All
descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals are
accurate.” I can’t vouch for any of the
rest of it, but I know that the way he describes some ancient documents is
simply wrong. And then having made these
claims of a basis in truth, Brown goes on in the novel to misstate and rewrite
historical fact and to base major plot points on these historically inaccurate
assertions and assumptions.
There was a movie not so long ago,
The Blair Witch Project, that was sold as a documentary of an actual
event. When the truth came out that it
was a fictional story written for the screen and shot in a cinematic style
designed to look real, some people
still had a hard time believing it wasn’t real after all. It was the lie they remembered rather than
the ultimate truth. And that’s the
trouble with Brown’s truth claims that can’t be backed up - people end up
fooled rather than enlightened.
Here are some of the facts that
Brown gets wrong. He says the Dead Sea
scrolls contain writings from early Christianity that are pre-patriarchal and
exalt the feminine. The Dead Sea
scrolls, however, are Jewish texts that never mention Jesus or
Christianity. And even if he has
confused, which is likely, the Dead Sea scrolls with the Nag Hammadi texts - a
collection of Gnostic writings found in Egypt in 1945 - he’s still wrong that
early Christian writings were all celebrations of the feminine. Christianity came out of a Jewish culture
that was decidedly patriarchal. One of
the odd things, one of the brilliant things, about early Christianity was its
inclusion of women to some degree and in some quarters, but it is simply wrong
to say, as Brown does, that Christianity was once a bastion of the sacred
feminine and that, at a definable place and time, the patriarchy turned the
tables and wiped out its feminine opponents - women were never truly equal
partners in the larger Christian community.
The sad truth is they are, in many ways, not yet equal partners, and
another sad truth is the church’s collusion in keeping it that way.
Brown blames the emperor
Constantine for wiping out the feminine in Christianity, and for
single-handedly closing the canon of the New Testament. Again he’s wrong. The Nag Hammadi texts and plenty of others
show us the plethora of different theologies and narratives that arose after
Jesus’ death - there was nothing monolithic about the early church or its
writings. But to say that Constantine
closed that diversity down is to ignore history. The canon had begun to be formed as early as
the late second century because competing communities argued about the
truthfulness or usefulness of various writings.
And nothing was settled ecclesiastically for centuries. Constantine was at best a bit player in this
long process. Diversity was one of the
strong suits of Christianity early on;
it is not Constantine’s fault that orthodoxy took the place of diversity
as time went on.
And it may be a small thing, but in
what I found to be one of the ‘duh’ moments of the novel that thankfully didn’t
make it into the movie, Brown makes the outrageous statement that “thousands of
people” were writing about Jesus during his lifetime. Au contraire.
Jesus’ impact during his lifetime was minimal: he worked among illiterate peasants, people
who had been fallen off the bottom rung of society, the homeless of his
day. No one besides the cultural elites
could read or write, and that’s why it took so long for Christian writings to
appear at all.
Finally, one scene in the movie
really gets my goat. That part of the
book was treated a little differently and it wasn’t visual, so I didn’t get the
clear picture that the movie shows. At
one point, the camera scans a small group of people and the dialogue identifies
them as the descendants of Jesus. Well,
guess what. They’re all white. As if Jesus had been from the middle of
Europe instead of from the Middle East.
As if only us white guys are truly children of God. Come on, Mr. Howard, you had a chance to do
something really interesting.
Now that I’ve worked myself into a
froth, I must say that I enjoyed this book and this movie. It is a quality of mature and open minds that
we can critique things at the same time we celebrate them, which is what drives
people like Rush Limbaugh and Jerry Falwell crazy, because they can’t.
So let’s shift gears and look at
some of the other aspects of this blockbuster novel and the film it has
spawned. I think the single best thing
about the whole phenomenon is that people are thinking about and talking about
stuff that scholars and historians have studied and debated for decades. If people on the street and in the churches
have not heard these things, it may be that the churches and schools have not
done enough to spread the word.
One of the protagonists in the
story says that what has been keep hidden is, “(a) secret so powerful that if
revealed it could devastate the very foundations of mankind.” That powerful and supposedly devastating
secret is that Mary Magdalene was Jesus’ wife and the mother of his children. Further, she was the disciple picked to carry
on the church, not Peter, not James, not another man, but Mary Magdalene. These are things we talked about in seminary
and things that are written about in serious theological texts and sometimes
make it into scholarly journals.
Now I guess those ideas are
shocking to some people of faith. Many
people around the world are standing in front of theaters holding up signs and
denouncing the movie as an abomination.
But to me, as a person of faith, it’s more hopeful than shocking. Even though I have my doubts about the
veracity of some of the facts the story is based on, it’s still a good story
and something worth pondering and talking about with others, especially when it
comes to defining the place of women in communities of faith, as well as in the
larger world.
Speaking of which, looking more
closely at: “(a) secret so powerful that if revealed it could devastate the
very foundations of mankind,” maybe the keyword is mankind. Maybe the secret should
devastate the foundations of mankind,
so that we can replace those old, oppressive foundations of mankind with new,
inclusive foundations of humankind. Maybe that’s the whole strength of this
narrative - that the truth is deeper than most have been able to perceive. That the exclusion of people based on gender
is based on a hoax. And by extension,
the oppression and exclusion of people based on race or ethnicity or age or
orientation is itself based on something other than the truth.
Yes, that would be powerful if we
could find a way to dismantle racism and sexism and hetero-ism and ageism. Yes, sing those new songs, tell those new
narratives, bring on the battering rams!
Let’s get to work!
But, of course, we’re already at
work. And we’re doing what we can. And we’d love to find that someone else holds
the key, that someone else has squelched diversity, that someone else has
withheld and obfuscated the truth.
But the truth is that until we
unlock the secrets of the human heart, until we reach inside ourselves and tear
down the walls keeping us apart from our brothers and our sisters, until we can
connect the masculine and the feminine inside, nothing is going to change on
the outside. We’re not going to change
the world until we change the way we are in the world, and the way we are in
the world is not going to change until we recognize our part in oppression and
exclusion and open ourselves to the truth.
The Da Vinci Code is an interesting
story and I think Dan Brown has done a service to humanity in opening a
discussion about the suppression and oppression of women and other religious
groups by the church and other institutions, and I hope the discussion broadens
to include all the other -isms that hold us back. But to stop the work when we find someone else
to blame is too easy and far too shortsighted.
We have to get at something in here while we’re doing battle out
there. Blaming Constantine or the church
or Dan Brown for the state of the world doesn’t absolve us of our
responsibility - it only means we’ve found someone else to blame. We still have work to do, we still have a
tough road ahead, we still have to find our way through competing truth claims
and long, dark nights of the soul.
May we find the serenity to accept
the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the
wisdom to know the difference.
So may it be.
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